Real Uhmerikun Traditional Cache

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cache_n_out: Turn out the lights the party's over.

I hate bushwhacking as much as the next guy, but really - a bulldozer?

Bye, bye....

The lsat finder is a better man than I. I could find only 1 of the logs that remained back here.

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Hidden : 1/4/2009
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size: regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry I could just slip on some Milkbone underwear and hop the fence at a dog pound? Geocaches where all the stuff inside is rattling around like Pearl's dentures in the glass.

Y'all know what I mean? I saute up to one of them there ammo cans and go to open it and it makes so much noise openin' that sucker up - the muggles with dem joggin' duds on the trail start lookin around for a mugger.

And then you pop that baby open and the swag inside goes all over the place like my life's savings outta my pocket. Then I'm rummaging around the flora and sauna for the pencil.

Uh-uh, no way, not goin' happen. THIS cache is going to stay put, and none of those Nike wearing muggles hanging around. Get real America! Pitts off.

(Note: the log is velcro-ed on - you can detach to sign.)

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