“Dis is a seed frum da KeddyKlan’s “Wicked Witch Of West Hendee- Can Of Flyin’ Monkies” cache.
A Geocaching song sungs to “If I Only Had A Brain” from da Wizard Of Oz.
I’s waste away da hours,
Searchin’ fer fake flowers,
In snow and pourin’ rain.
Oh…da caches I’d be findin’,
All dose logs I’d be signin’,
If I’s only had a brain.
If I’s thunk out every puzzle,
Fer every beer I’s guzzle,
Da caches I’s could gain.
News caches I’d be snatchin’,
If my head I’s wasn’t scratchin’,
If I’s only had a brain.
Oh, I’s…could tell you why,
(Fill in da blank here)__________________.
I’s could finds da caches I’s never founds before,
And den I’d search…and find some more.
Da coords aren’t a matchin’,
My hand I’s a scratchin’,
My skin is full of pain.
I's wouldn’t look fer caches,
In poison ivy patches,
If I’s only had a brain.
Brings somethin’ wit to put yer “x” on da log over dere…dat way.