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Hidden : 6/16/2009
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Terrain:
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The above coordinates are BOGUS. Play in the highway if you want, just don't blame me, the cache is not there. Another SweepGuy puzzle, for good or for bad.


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The idea of this puzzle was spawned from Sequence Solvation (GC1T18R). Or perhaps more accurately, the feedback I've gotten from it. The idea came to me right away, but took me awhile to put into practice, and to make selections.

First, I will wholly admit, yes, this is a complicated puzzle. Part of the difficulty is that I've taken the liberty to interject my own punny humor as part of the puzzle. MOST of the clues provide some kind of subtle hint. That's why it's called a clue. For some of the parts, you may get a wry chuckle of understanding and dismay. For other parts it may cause..... confusion? For this reason, I WILL provide SOME hints if asked, especially once it is solved/found. Mostly, this is meant to be fun.

Okay, on to the puzzle-

Group A is a series of numbers in the first column, along with a series of clues in the second column. These are paired and are not to be mixed up in any way.

Group B is a series of numbers in sequential order.

Step 1: Identify each historical date represented by the clue given.
Step 2: Find the missing digit(s) from Group B that mix with the digits from Group A to complete the date.

Here's the hard part- I've given no reference to which digits are missing, or how many are missing. However, all the numbers in both Group A and in Group B are in sequential order (they won't be jumbled up).

Let's do an example: Let's say the clue was: "The Gipper got elected". This would represent one of Ronald Reagan's presedential election wins. So it would be either 1980 or 1984. For this example I'll use 1980. The corresponding portion of the date in Group A could be '10', In which case you would want to find '98' from Group B. Or, Group A might be '90', and you would want to find '18' from Group B. Or it could be other variations. Essentially, the objective is to find the missing parts of the date.

Every partial date in Group A has a matching part in Group B, there is no excess.

Step 3: When you have ALL the dates filled in, do the following calculation to determine the coordinates for Stage 1 (didn't I mention there were 2 stages? Silly me):

North: 32 degrees + [(sum of the dates from the odd clues)/500 ] - 7.69
West: 96 degrees + [2*(sum of the dates from the even clues)/1000 ] - 7.343

Makes sense, right?

Here are some helpful hints:

1. When summing the dates, anything that is before the common era (CE, or whatever politically correct/religious term you want to use), count that as a NEGATIVE number.
2. There ARE dates from pre-CE. However, there is no indicator in the puzzle.
3. If the date references a person in general, it is probably either their birth or death. Generally, their death, but no promises. But be sure the date does not reference something the person DID.
4. Not even historians can agree on all things. I used wikipedia as a 'final source' on every clue. However, there are a couple of clues that must be read exactly to get the correct dates, even from wiki.
5. I'll reiterate this part- The numbers in Group A are in order (left to right), and the numbers in Group B are in order (left to right), but that does NOT mean that they are consecutive, nor does it imply which part of the date comes first (A or B).
6. If you want to get the bonus cache, I'd suggest having the dates and clues with you when you go to find Stage 1. And, a good memory about what you learned along the way might not be a bad idea. And, bug spray might not be too bad either.
7. Don't take nice clothes.


Okay, as horrible as all that is, I'll start you out by GIVING YOU the first one. How nice am I?

The first clue is a reference to how much room John Hancock took with his signature on the Declaration of Independence. So, the date would be: 1776. The number in Group A is 16, so the missing part of the date is... 77. You can scratch that out from Group B and that will help you with the rest of the dates! Easy-peasy, right? Only 41 more to go!

Good Luck!!

Group A
#1) 16 Dude, leave some room for the rest of us to sign……
#2) 65 Honest, Mary should have gotten tickets to CATS instead of to the Ford.
#3) 12 Chris, Chris, he's our man, if he can't find it, the Vikings can!
#4) 4 Et tu, Brute?
#5) 13 How'd you get so funky?
#6) 19 A single tiny ambulation for humans, an immense surge for hominids
#7) 19 We won't forget our Astronaut Teacher, or the 6 others
#8) 18 Remember this
#9) 76 It wasn't Sherlock that said this…..
#10) 11 Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! …… infamy.
#11) 13 They weren't the wrong siblings
#12) 86 East to west with one fell swoop
#13) 19 It's raining cats and stockbrokers
#14) 16 Really big shoe debuts royalty, above the waist of course.
#15) 1 Carthagenians, Pyrenees, and elephants, oh my!
#16) 10 Hubble's great, great, great, great grandaddy
#17) 11 What was so great about this charter?
#18) 11 The touch of God, and it only took 4 years to make on his back.
#19) 16 This icebox of Seward's was almost a swindle
#20) 15 All the way around
#21) 16 The undisputed champ of N 90° 00.000
#22) 14 15 per hour
#23) 2 Are over 8,000 guards enough for one's tomb?
#24) 11 Earps vs Clantons. Bang bang.
#25) 18 Boomers and Sooners
#26) 15 Not caped crusaders, but Little boy and Fatman fought evil their own way.
#27) 16 A great career ended by a Horse and a Bull.
#28) 96 Peritonitis killed Ehrich. Death's grasp was one he could not escape from.
#29) 36 Jesse leaps to Adolph's chagrin
#30) 9 I blew my top, even if I was sacred to a hero. They were frozen in time and no more.
#31) 97 Oh the humanity!
#32) 86 This Wild Man's hand could have been 1188 when he died.
#33) 15 Who knew Zectron would help label this beginning of the year craze?
#34) 19 Not exactly Orwell's version, but it was captivating and still is
#35) 20 It's the end of the world and you know it. Of course the last one was in 1618.
#36) 18 He wasn't nimble and he wasn't quick, but was probably royalty, and very feared.
#37) 15 He came in with this periodic ball of ice, and also went out with it.
#38) 10 It wasn't a Pudding that brought the end of the Dark. (really bad pun)
#39) 11 Schroeder's idol was already deaf before making this one for Rudolf
#40) 4 It was for the Queen of the Nile, not Helen of Troy, that caused this literary disaster.
#41) 10 It wasn't an April Shower that landed upon this stone
#42) 10 This 18th started on the 16th, and lasted 13.

Group B
4
7
8
10
12
12
13
17
18
18
19
19
22
23
25
28
29
36
49
52
62
66
68
77
81
83
86
87
87
88
88
89
90
92
92
94
94
95
95
96
96
99

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Chmmyr: #16- Gur ceboyrz jvgu guvf qngr vf gung jung zbfg crbcyr ner tbvat gb nffbpvngr jvgu gur rirag vf abg npphengr, fb shegure erfrnepu znl or arrqrq. Obahf Pnpur: Hagvy V tb svk vg (naq jura V qb V'yy erzbir guvf uvag) Punatr gur sbyybjvat uvag sbhaq va Fgntr 1 nobhg Yvapbya naq Phfgre gb: Zntryyna naq Zvpurnynatryb.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)