This is part of our Family Guy Series. This cache highlights the
character Mayor Adam West. Where else would you expect to find the
Mayor of Quahog than close to the City-County Building and the
Mayor's office.
Mayor West, (born September 19, 1928) the eccentric mayor of
Quahog may not be the best choice for mayor, but then again, is any
mayor? Voiced by the Adam West of Batman fame, this recurring
character is sure to be a waste of the taxpayers' money. He once
spent 100,000 tax dollars to investigate who was "stealing his
water" and agreed to have relations with Luke Perry so he would
stop stealing his water; it was in fact going into the sink or into
the ground as it's supposed to. He once had a shouting match with
Quahog, and at one point he thought his name was Adam We when
pieces were missing from his Lite-Brite. He once leaped into a
toxic waste dump to obtain super powers like the Griffin family
only to end up with lymphoma. And who can forget that he married
his right hand! (His left hand had it's chance...) He also once
sent Quahog's entire police force to another country to save the
fictional characters of a movie made in the 1980's which he saw on
TV. He even believes that zombies do exist and have graves covered
in cement to prevent them from escaping. He loves his job of being
a mayor almost as much as he loves taffy, and he is a man who loves
his taffy. He also loves Journey, but not baseball cards. He also
led an illegal relationship with Meg Griffin after she was his
assistant. Hobbies include gardening as he has successfully planted
sausage seeds, where all others have failed - they told him it
couldn't be done (it turns out that Brian had been secretly pooping
on his lawn). He also owns various toys, such as Lite-Brite and the
board game Stratego which he keeps in his stomach along with a raft
and a copy of Life magazine.
Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign
to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have
exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will
know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body
bag from dog injuries.
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
You do not need to enter the building or mangle any landscaping.
In fact, you can get this from the paved areas. Good luck with the
bad GPS signals.