The listed coordinates are for parking on
Crest Drive in the South Mountain reservation. The parking area is
immediately after the turn onto Crest Drive from South Orange
avenue. The cache is a short walk from there.
"Minnie the
Moocher", sung by Cab Calloway, is a classic performance
guaranteed to make you smile!
"Mini the
Smoocher", possesses a kisser, that is guaranteed to suck
the life right out of you...literally!
Left click the
"Smoocher" to watch Cab Calloway's performance of "Minnie the
Moocher" and get the necessary info to complete the coordinates for
the cache and ultimately suffer the indignity of logging a
DNF!
For a more complete version of "Minnie the Moocher", that
better reflects its origins in the urban American experience of the
1940's ( 2nd Verse), click this
LINK:
I have been told that there are people who actually enjoy
microcaches. I believe these people have either experienced
some
horrific childhood trauma or suffer from a congenital or
acquired
mutation that results in deactivation of their FTG
(Frustration
Tolerance Gene). In any case, this cache is designed to satisfy
the
deranged cravings of this segment of the geocaching community.
No physically
aggressive
searching is appropriate! The 7 inch camouflaged cache is in plain
sight!
The cache contains a
log. Please bring your own pen or pencil.
Two helpful CLUES, has
been placed in plain sight, within 15 feet of the cache. The clues
should provide a sense of confidence, a level of comfort and even
serenity in the Cacher....... unfortunately, that will quickly be
replaced by self doubt, disbelief and frustration.
In the unlikely event that
you find the cache, Please OPEN IT IN PLACE.
Please do not include photos of the clue or cache in your
log.
P.S.
All our caches, with rare exceptions, are intended to be found
easily. As sometimes occurs, they inadverdently turn out to be
harder than we anticipated and we apologize for that. In this
case...WE DO NOT!!!
