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Ahoy, Matey. And welcome aboard!
I hope ye don’t mind me sing’n, if ye be
sail’n wif us, you be’er get used to it, ‘cause
we sing it a lot.
So, it’s treasure ye be after, eh? Then you’ve
joined the right crew. But, be ye warned, a pirate’s life be
a hard one. Getting treasure ain’t always so simple,
sometimes ye be need’n yur wits about you as well as yur
strength.
If’n ye be accep’n me terms, then yur welcome to
sail under me Jolly Roger; otherwise,you’d best be on yur
way.
What’s that? You want to know where to find the treasure?
Easy there lad, there be plenty of time for you to hear that
tale… a’right, I’ll spill…
On me last voyage to sea we spotted this island. Stayed there a
month we did, nary another ship’s sail did we spy. So,
Cap’n decided to bury any treasure we “acquired”
here. During our stay, he walked the island and crafted a map of
sorts. A very smart man is he, but untrust’n. The map he made
were full of words, no X marks the spot and such. This way, none of
the crew could mutiny, ‘cause they can’t read you
see.
Now, when we drop anchor you need to listen to me and do what I
say, otherwise yur on yur own, and I won’t be help’n
you. You can cover the island twice over and nary a silver dollar
will ye find.
Those points will get you close, but if you don’t start
using what God gave ye, then yur jest wast’n yur time.
Ye be looking for a cave, all the wonders in the world ye can
imagine be in that cave. Jest ye remember, the Cap’n
don’t trust a soul, so keep yur wits about ye, and look
sharp, otherwise, ye may find yurself on the wrong end of the
rope.
Thar be no trickery here lad, you can trust me, I be a
Pirate.
Now grab a mop and wash the deck, we’re shov’n off.
Join me in a song!