Once there was a geocacher hiking around Anchorage for exercise. He or she (I forget which) wanted to get into the "zone". As geocachers often do, this one stepped off the trail, switched on their light, and found themself in the body (part) zone. After years, hours, or days of scrambling around the zone, one twilight they emerged to tell the gory story to the first Joe that would listen. It was Friday.
Joe said, "All I want are the facts, ma'am/man."
Well, okay ...
But, I must discourse a moment to say that the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a cache named Quack.
Jack fell down and broke his back
and all his body parts went flying.
Me, sir, I came upon his skull a hanging.
If that weren't freaky enough, Jack's jawbone was moving and singing about things such as, the head bone is connected to the neck bone, ....
"Just the facts", said Joe Friday.
Oh, yes.
Jack's skull is located at: N 61 11.193 W AA9 45.5BB
where AA: Is the number of different types of skeleton bones named in the newer version of the bones song - Skeleton Bones.
where BB: Is the number of different types of bones named in the original version of the song - Dry Bones - minus 1 and that answer multiplied by 2.
SKELETON BONES
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!
With the toe bone connected to the foot bone, and the foot bone connected to the ankle bone, and the ankle bone connected to the leg bone. Oh mercy how they scare!
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!
With the leg bone connected to the knee bone, and the knee bone connected to the thigh bone, and the thigh bone connected to the hip bone.
Oh mercy how they scare! Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones. Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!
With the hip bone connected to the back bone, and the back bone connected to the neck bone, and the neck bone connected to the head bone, Oh mercy how they scare!
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!
With the finger bone connected to the hand bone, and the hand bone connected to the arm bone, and the arm bone connected to the shoulder bone, Oh mercy how they scare!
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!
With the shoulder bone connected to the back bone, and the back bone connected to the neck bone, and the neck bone connected to the head bone. Oh mercy how they scare!
DRY BONES:
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!" Oh hear the word of the Lord.
The foot bone con-nected to the (pause) leg-bone,
The leg bone connected to the (') knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the (') thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the (') back bone,
The back bone connected to the (') neck bone
The neck bone connected to the (') head bone
Oh hear the word of the Lord! Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun' Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun' Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun' Oh hear the word of the Lord
This cache is not located at the above coordinates. This is on a hard packed trail. The 1.5 terrain rating is because of the last few feet of potentially wet and uneven ground (aka BOG).
CONGRATULATIONS Capra Hircus on the FTF!