Why did the French hen cross the road?
She was trying to get away from some crazy smiling king who
wanted to turn her into a sandwich and an ugly talking chihuahua
who wanted to wrap her into a tortilla. She did manage to lose them
by back-tracking up a little creek, but alas, her victory was
short-lived, for who should be waiting for her to get out of the
water but a nasty pirate with a peg leg and a Kentuckian colonel
with a white goatee. The clever little blue hen was able to turn
the military man against the rogue sailor, giving herself just
enough time to find a hiding spot in a nearby tree.
No one ever saw the hen again, and some say she may still be
hiding in one of those trees by the creek.
Cache contains a log book, a pen, the card with the code for the
Geo Claus cache, and some trading items. Given
that the entire contents of the cache went missing, I recommend not
leaving anything valuable inside this cache until I get a chance to
move it to a safer location.
Location suggested by MonsterCatAmbush.