Last week the wife and I were out walking around the beautiful
K-Town area with our trusty Chocolate Lab Sarge. As we were walking
up a small hill path we suddenly smelled a HORRIBLE odor and heard
branches snapping off to our right.
Sarge started to growl and then ran into the woods and over a
hill. We desperately called after our Sargie and were very worried
because he is still a puppy and we did not want him to get
lost.
We ran into the woods after him and then we saw
it......SASQUATCH!!! We could not believe our eyes!! We had never
heard of a Sasquatch sighting in Germany but there he was....all
THREE METERS of him standing right in front of us.
Sarge ran up and bit him (or her) and Sasquatch screamed like a
Banshee! I was so afraid that Sasquatch would pick Sarge up and
crush him with his bare hands!
As Sasquatch was bending down to grab Sarge I grabbed a large
rock and ran towards him screaming, "GET AWAY FROM MY DOG YOU BIG
CHUBACHA LOOKING FLEA BAG!" Then I heaved the small boulder I was
holding and it sailed through the air! The stone hit Sasquatch
directly on his nose and he let out a scream so loud that I thought
my ears drums would burst. Sasquatch's scream paralyzed all three
us and we all fell to the ground holding our ears. I looked over to
my wife and thought, "This is the last time I will see her lovely
face."
Just when I though I would breath my very last breath the
screaming stopped. We laid still on the ground with our eyes
tightly shut. After what seemed like an eternity I felt something
nudging me. It was Sarge. He was nudging me and whimpering,
At first I thought I was in heaven but then I realized that I
could still smell Sasquatch's horrible stench. It smelled worse
than a Frenchman eating Limburger cheese!
I shook myself off and then pick up my wife. We held each other
tight and could not believe what had just happened!
So...this cache is YOUR chance to see the SASQUATCH!! If you DO
see him please try and get a photo since I was unable to at the
time. I suggest you take the following items with
you.....earplugs,,,,nose plugs,,,,,a giant net. You will need these
things if you have a run in with him.
One last tip....if you don't have the items I just listed and
you smell the most outrageous stink you have ever
encountered......RUN!!!
This cache is the starting point for the GermanyBert Four
Element Geocoins