*****BREAKING NEWS*****We now interupt your regularly scheduled broadcast for this emergency information!
Godzilla has attacked the West Oaks Mall, I repeat, Godzilla has just attacked the West Oaks Mall! The National Guard is on the scene, and I was able to get close enough for a snap shot! (Pictured below) This is a very dangerous situation down here in Ocoee!
I have done some research on this very dangerous creature and I have found his 1 weakness! He contains a geocaching logsheet, and the more signatures that go on the sheet, the weaker he becomes! I am calling all geocachers to do their part and help the National Guard before Ocoee is completely destroyed!!!
PLEASE BECAREFUL WHEN HANDLING THE CACHE, AND AS ALWAYS, REPLACE BETTER THEN FOUND!