On the Twelveth Day of Grinchmas CTReviewer released to
me,
- 11 Useless Micros
- 10 Greedy Grinch Dollars
- 9 Angry Trolls
- 8 Milking Maids
- 7 Nasty Smells
- 6 Bells A Ringing
- 5 Lumps of Kivihiili
- 4 Cache Credit or Debit
- 3 Hungry Whos
- 2 Stages 2 Send U in Circles
- 1 Cantankerous Claw Machine
- <<li>and Recap and
Prelude
THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW or Completely Useless
Things
Oh! the Grinch is going to have fun with this ONE.
- Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to
it.
- Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like
fried bacon.
- A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
- The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
- Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
- The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
- A nano is bigger than most cachers brains
- This cache contains 11 useless micros
At the posted coordinates, you will be
standing next to what some say is the largest of its kind in
Connecticut. One of the Grinch's WhoDats has hidden 12 micros
somewhere around this large thing. In a wave of uncommon emotion,
The Grinch decided to take pity on all of the little Grinchmas
lampost cachers, and to make it really easy for all, he told his
Whodat (the one Dr. Seuss left out of the story) to put the
coordinates to the final in each and every micro so that all that
they would have to do is find one. Unfortunately, the Whodat was a
little hard of hearing and thought The Grinch told him to just put
coordinates in only one. Thus 11 useless and empty micros and one
very useful micro are hidden somewhere around the base of the very
large thing, BTW, don't even think of climbing on top of the thing,
or everyone will know you have no clue what a two terrain means.
Besides you might also find the Grinch waiting for you. 
You must look carefully and closely or
you will be lost.
Special Note (because The Grinch likes notes and
disclaimers):
Because of the fragile nature of this cache, please replace
everything you find
*****EXACTLY*****
as found. Members of any phone-a-friend-athons will
be forced to tie a bone on their head and wear it for the rest of
Grinchmas.
So mosey on down 
if you
dare but beware of the danger the grinch can create. He can create
more 
talk than any cacher imaginable so do
not let him 
you. So don't be mislead and let bright lights distrack you
or
else you will never find the right thing.
A camera is strongly recommended in case you cannot
figure out the clue at the cache site, or simply for review and
research later.
The Grinch Email
is open if you need help! Click Here!
