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KBLAST's Convoluted Cache - The Sequel! Traditional Cache

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KBLAST: Lots of great stories here. This is the second time this one has been attempted, and the second time it's gone. I'm going to let this one go and allow others to use this beautiful area. Thanks for the great stories, everyone!

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Hidden : 11/26/2010
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
3.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   not chosen (not chosen)

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Geocache Description:

Details:

  1. The coordinates, difficulty, and terrain are legitimate.
  2. NO NIGHT CACHING!
  3. You are looking for a camouflaged bison tube.
  4. Please don't post LEGITIMATE pics of the cache.
  5. Anything else said from here on, either in the description or in logs, is ENCOURAGED (NOT required) to be convoluted! (twisted, complicated, screwy, unclear).

WELCOME to KBLAST'S CONVOLUTED CACHE - THE SEQUEL!!!

NO NIGHT CACHING!!!

This will be as cryptic and confusing as possible. When posting a note, a find, or a did not find, feel free to write anything you want - no one will believe it! Take pictures and post them, just PLEASE don't post any REAL pictures.

As a matter of fact, if you want to make a legitimate comment, send a message to KBLAST directly, as anything posted in here will be assumed to be part of the fun.

This is not a LIAR'S cache, per se, though it's a similar concept. Here, let me explain through a poem:

One fine day in the middle of the night,
I climbed up a tree cuz staying on the ground felt right.
I hung the cache high, then buried it with sand,
it was deep in Walnut Creek, sitting there on dry land.

It's a magnetic nano as big as Katmandu,
so not much will fit inside, just an elephant or two.
Extreme stealth is required cuz there are no muggles around,
so go find the hanging cache, buried deep underground!!!



Hope that gives you the idea. Here's a little more:

While I was placing this bison tube, I was stung repeatedly by a swarm of squirrels escaping from the creek, so be sure to stay clear of the tree stumps you'll see as you first enter the area. You can access this cache easier if you dig a tunnel from Indonesia.

Bad luck and I hope you hate what you find! Oh, and make sure you leave a log NO ONE will want to read!!!

SPECIAL thanks to thewilts for helping me turn this dream into a reality.

This is a link to the horrible original Convoluted Cache with the terrible logs no one would EVER want to read.

Drainhook's horrible list of terrain caches in Central Ohio.

CONGRATS TO LEGO CRASHER AND FRANKA THE HETT FOR BEING THE FIRST CO-FTF and for being FTBC, FTNRCWIFI, AND FTCALITW!!!

CONGRATS TO DAERIUS, OPTTIMUS, AND CHELMARDY FOR BEING THE SORT OF SECONDARY CO-FTF!

CONGRATS TO TRAUEMER, MRS. TRAUEMER, BLANDESTK, THELADYBEE, AND SQUEAKY73 FOR BEING FTF! (FIVE TO FIND)

CONGRATS TO MITOH FOR CACHE #900,000 AND FOR BEING FTF (FOURTH TO FIND) AND FTFA! (FIRST TO FIND ALONE!)

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Guvf vf gur bayl uvag V jvyy tvir.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)