Oh, El Dorado County, the home of many, many, many beautiful
evergreen trees – so why do we need to ‘plant’
these artificial ones? We are sure a cacher engineered these
communications installations, with a use of major caching skills,
since most muggles drive right by them daily and have never seen
them for what they really are. But, we can bet that now
you’ve seen one, you will start noticing them everywhere.
There is even a palm version on the side of the freeway in San
Bernardino.
NEWSFLASH: Our roving botanical correspondents, pirates2+2, have
provided us with the following technical discussion regarding this
unusual form of flora:
“These trees, known botanically, as
Cellaphoniphonius Psuedopinus have made a comeback in
the last decade thanks to Fish and games restocking of
Ratracia Commuterus Talksalotta.Psuedopinus is
totally parasitic and feeds on the brainwaves of the talksalotta
its favorite of which is the variety "Bluetooth".A good supply of
Bluetooths can be found near freeways and collect in large schools
during rush hours.This is a banquet for psuedopinus and under these
conditions it can reach up to 160 feet in height. The psuedopinus
has very few pests, but one odd one is the Sunfadius Blight which
causes the psuedopinus to fade to blue. This brings on a
transformation in the psuedopinus and it changes into
Psuedopicea Glauca. After this transformation it is
soon to migrate to Colorado and retire. The only mortal enemy of
psuedopinus is mating season. If a psuedopinus fails to mate during
the relicensing season, it will soon die and fade away.”
Thanks pirates2+2 for the wonderful explanation!
Look to the south just across the street for the namesake
tree.
If you press the special magic tree on the container you will
get another expression on the face! ENJOY.
Gift for FTF.
UPDATE 2/23/23 the new container is all smiles and doesn’t change.