Hop-a-long Capacity Mystery Cache
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Reward Offered
A reward of 5000 bits is offered for data leading to the lightning arrest of this desperate criminal
Hop-a-long Capacity.
This unrectified criminal dissipated (discharged himself) from a Western prism where he was held in soliton confinement in a primary cell, clamped in ions awaiting the quartz decision between the gauss chamber or death by lethal induction. He tunneled through the schottky barrier and punched-through an insulated gate, thus avoiding the mesa's guard ring. He then beta swift retreat in a stolon alpha. His last mea was to have been erg and pawn curie . He was charged with the interference, impedance and induction of an 18 turn air-core bobbin, n-sine Millie Henry who was found choked, gapped and robbed of valuable joules, which really erged her and caused her brother Mike O. Henry to re-coil concerned that she had lost phase. Though still fit for continuous duty the attendants opted to carrier away on a liter (her CO2 had centiliter). She exhibited reluctance to being shunted away like an invalid, crying "I'm not dyne" Though later she emitted "It really Hertz." Capacity had even stooped to peltier with rocks. Hop-a-long, who said he couldn't resistor, is armed with a carbon rod heater, has high mobility and is a potential killer.
The cholesteric Capacity is also charged with driving a dc motor open-loop over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let a band-pass. Use cation if encountered, he has the capacitance to offer series resistance. If beta captured tie with a phase lock loop, conduct him to the nearest secondary cell and transmitter wire to the police. The localized force, officers Newton and Slug, were catalyzed and spent the night probing for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They report nothing positive and believe he has returned ohm via an unintended ground loop path. They are anxious to run him to ground so he can be passivated and recharged with nu crimes.
Please contact them with feedback no matter watt-hour, especially if you hear shot noise. A native of PN Junction, Hop-a-long will often on a faraday ride a cyclotron or rho an arc with his short girl friend Eddie Current who plays a harmonic. He drives with a heavy photon the accelerator. He may flyback to his ohm town.
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.. Years later they found him discharged and leaking. "Foiled at last! Erg! It Hertz! I'm dyne!" He was decaying fast. "It's ether you or me!" Poynting his electron gun, Capacity cycled for one final surge. But the interference was too great. He became static. He diode.
**Author Unknown
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The cache is not at the listed coordinates. To find the location of the cache, complete the coordinates shown below:
N 42 29.xxx
W 96 24.xxx
The last three numbers will be the value of Capacitance using this equation:
North: Freq = 240 Xc = 1.0410
West: Freq = 240 Xc = .71924
Note:
C = Capacitance (Micro Farads)
pi = 3.142
F = Freq (Hertz)
Xc = Capacitive Reactance (Ohms)
I moved the final location a short distance because the cache has been MIA twice. After solving the puzzle, project a new waypoint 143 feet at 250 degrees. It is NOT on private property and as a bonus you will have a great view of the Missouri River.
I have also raised the D/T rating to reflect these changes
It has been a while since this cache has been found. I checked today and it is still there. Be sure to read teh final instructions.
I have also added a Geochecker.
Additional Hints
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