Cubit?? What's a Cubit? Mystery Cache

The cache is NOT at the posted coordinates. Don't go there. In fact, I don't think its even big enough for an ark.

Three cachers walk into a bar. No wait, that's a different story. Several cachers were having lunch together, among them: NevaP, StinkyMillers and ksmvav. They are discussing the 'Cubit?? What's a cubit?' cache.

Stinkymillers said "I received an odd email from jeb532, saying the 'Cubit..' cache is 31.69 furlongs from the first cache I ever placed."

"What's a 'furlong'?" the others asked.

"I received an email too, telling me the 'Cubit..' cache is 2,348,000 potrzebies (as the crow flies) from the first cache I ever created." said NevaP.

"What's a 'potrzebie'?" the others replied.

Ksmvav went on; "Jeb532 tells us the 'Cubit..' cache is 2859 smoots from the first cache we placed."

"SMOOT?? What's a SMOOT?" they all said together.

So by now you should all know exactly where the cache is. RIIIIGGGHHT! Well get out your compasses and protractors and start figuring! You will be looking for a camo'd pill bottle. The Evince has a small error allowance built in so you wont have to have the coordinates exactly right. Good luck!