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Grossy's Lame Cache Traditional Cache

Hidden : 1/9/2011
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

Lame (adjective): 3. inadequate, unconvincing, or unsatisfactory
(Offensive in some contexts)
4. Ineffective or inept
(Offensive in some contexts)
5. Boring, old-fashioned, and neither streetwise nor having street credibility
(Slang) (Sometimes considered offensive)

Just the other day, I was called out for only having two caches in the area. And that inspired me to make this cache. I also was inspired by reading the cache page for Ohio's Lamest Cache. I contacted that cache owner and he said I can copy and paste all I want, for that is what he did. So here it goes. And as for the other cacher who shall remain nameless, (cough, cough,TIMAGE, cough, cough) I dare you to ignore this cache. Cuz if you do, I will remind you each and every day that it is out there. You will have to change your E-mail, phone number, unfriend me from Face book, unfriend me from X-Box Live and move until you find this. Good luck ignoring this.

So, to make myself clear, this is my lamest cache. Even more lame then my other cache, Green Walls. At least with that one, you need a little stealth. This cache should not even get a one star rating. However, I have to rate it to be reviewed. With that being said, I promise to never ever, ever never, make such a lame cache ever again.

Just to show you all how lame I can be, I thought the idea of such a lame cache was so incredibly lame that I just had to copy it, and of course, put the cache at a light pole!
The hide (if you can truly call it that) is a lame light pole hide near ground level under the mounting plate so you'll probably get a crick in your back bending down to retrieve the container and to top it off, the container is so lame, you'll probably break a nail trying to get it open.
Oh yeah, the cords are probably off by a couple hundred feet and the log is probably soaking wet.
This cache is so lame, you will probably want to forget you ever found it 5 seconds after you get back into your car.
If you cannot find this easy lame cache, then it has been Muggled.

FTF prize?
Yeah right!
Just be happy you get a plus one to your find count.
In addition, do not even expect to be credited for the FTF on such a lame cache.
I am sure you would be even too embarrassed to admit that you ran out of the house, raced to the location, and beat everybody else there just so you could be the first one to scribble your name on the log.

I would go so far as to suggest you not even bother with wasting gas to drive to the location and find the cache and just give yourself a smiley from your lazy chair, except for the silly rules about signing the physical log or your online Found It could be deleted at the discretion of the lame cache owner.
Matter of fact, just so you don't bother wasting your time, gas, money and the ink in your pen, maybe you should just click the ignore button and go watch TV.

If you manage to bother reading this far into the lame cache write-up without falling asleep or even to motivate yourself enough to find this one, feel free to have fun saying just how lame it is in your online Found It Log.
I am sure I will be flooded with a bunch of lame "TFTC" logs on such a Lame Cache.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

jungrire

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)