Just the other day, I was called out for only having two caches
in the area. And that inspired me to make this cache. I also was
inspired by reading the cache page for Ohio's Lamest Cache. I contacted that cache
owner and he said I can copy and paste all I want, for that is what
he did. So here it goes. And as for the other cacher who shall
remain nameless, (cough, cough,TIMAGE, cough, cough) I dare you to ignore this
cache. Cuz if you do, I will remind you each and every day that it
is out there. You will have to change your E-mail, phone number,
unfriend me from Face book, unfriend me from X-Box Live and move
until you find this. Good luck ignoring this.
So, to make myself clear, this is my lamest cache. Even more
lame then my other cache, Green Walls. At least with that one, you need a
little stealth. This cache should not even get a one star rating.
However, I have to rate it to be reviewed. With that being said, I
promise to never ever, ever never, make such a lame cache ever
again.
Just to show you all how lame I can be, I thought the idea of
such a lame cache was so incredibly lame that I just had to copy
it, and of course, put the cache at a light pole!
The hide (if you can truly call it that) is a lame light pole hide
near ground level under the mounting plate so you'll probably get a
crick in your back bending down to retrieve the container and to
top it off, the container is so lame, you'll probably break a nail
trying to get it open.
Oh yeah, the cords are probably off by a couple hundred feet and
the log is probably soaking wet.
This cache is so lame, you will probably want to forget you ever
found it 5 seconds after you get back into your car.
If you cannot find this easy lame cache, then it has been
Muggled.
FTF prize?
Yeah right!
Just be happy you get a plus one to your find count.
In addition, do not even expect to be credited for the FTF on such
a lame cache.
I am sure you would be even too embarrassed to admit that you ran
out of the house, raced to the location, and beat everybody else
there just so you could be the first one to scribble your name on
the log.
I would go so far as to suggest you not even bother with
wasting gas to drive to the location and find the cache and just
give yourself a smiley from your lazy chair, except for the silly
rules about signing the physical log or your online Found It could
be deleted at the discretion of the lame cache owner.
Matter of fact, just so you don't bother wasting your time, gas,
money and the ink in your pen, maybe you should just click the
ignore button and go watch TV.
If you manage to bother reading this far into the lame cache
write-up without falling asleep or even to motivate yourself enough
to find this one, feel free to have fun saying just how lame it is
in your online Found It Log.
I am sure I will be flooded with a bunch of lame "TFTC" logs on
such a Lame Cache.