Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?
You will have to read several signs, and other types of notifications, labels, etc. to find the final location for this multi-cache. And you will also need to follow the advice, "Do this, don't do that"; but hopefully it won't "break your mind". There are no coordinates involved, other than the starting location. You just need to look up, down, all around, for the words and numbers listed, which will tell you where and which way to turn to stay on the right path. At the starting point, look for one of the two names listed for #1, and go in the indicated direction. Then watch along your path for one of the two options listed for #2, then turn in the new direction. And so on, until you reach your goal. Be careful, as you may see one of the options farther ahead, but you always need to turn at the FIRST point you spot one of the two options. What you are looking for should be right on your path, or within at least 20 feet; except in one case, where you will need to expand your search across a narrow street. After making your final turn, just watch for one of the #14 options, and the cache will be very nearby. You will want to make your journey by foot, and the total path from start to finish, and returning back to the start, will take you just less than a mile.
The adventure is open to all cachers, except of course remember that, "Long-haired freaky people need not apply!"
- Sheldon Creek - W
Cedar Grove - E
- Birdcage - N
BELL SYSTEM - N
- 4740 Northgate - E
4331 Truxel - W
- 123 - S
321 - N
- 7900 - E
8000 - W
- skateboarding - S
loitering - S
- 347 - E
250 - W
- 256K - N
20K - S
- 24 hour - E
Kenny - E
- 01283 - N
01446 - S
- ELECTRICAL - E
POSTAL - W
- PC 602 (K) – N
PC 147 (K) - S
- MPOE – E
JLKN – E
- 7JXZ4
8KMP1
PLEASE NOTE: You do NOT need to cross any streets at an unsafe location to reach the final location, or to return to the starting point. Please use stealth when approaching the final; and large groups converging there could cause unwanted attention!
UPDATE 07/15/12: Walked the "course" today with a cacher who had problems. Sure enough, SOMEONE has been messing with the signs, without my permission! (The very nerve!) The sign for #3 has been changed, so the clues have been changed to match. Also, I was assuming that the correct number for final location #14 would identify a unique location. It turns out there are MANY of the objects with that same number. So don't make any assumptions based on the number!
Oh, and if you're not familiar with the song referenced, here's a link.
As the Supreme Omnipotent Ruler of this cache, based on some confusion about the circumstances of the first finds, and despite log entries to the contrary, I hereby declare a co-FTF between turuthok, Beege49, and crosspa!