YOU SMASH IT – WE’LL CACHE IT!
Hello! Welcome to my Roadkill Café Series! Ever see those poor road killed critters just wasting away on the road? Ever feel badly because it’s such a waste? Well, take heart! There is a solution! I will be providing you with a whole SERIES of amazing road kill recipes! By the time you get done with your trip, you will have a whole new perspective on the sight of a main dish on the road! You will be “chomping” at the bit to give these new recipes a shot! Why let it all go to waste?
This first intro cache has a menu of a variety of dishes you can try. They’re not all included in my caches, but I’m sure that if you really want to, you can find them somewhere. I WILL have a recipe or two for each critter you could ever encounter “on” the road. PLEASE LEAVE THE MENUS IN THE CACHE!!
Bon Appetite!
*(DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME. "Roadkill Recipes" have been created for twisted humorous purposes only. Consumption of rotting, dead animals of any kind is not recommended and could result in serious illness or death -- unless you're a vulture.)
This is not a multi cache. Each cache in this series is an individual cache that can be logged. I’m creating this series to give travelers the opportunity to stretch their legs on the looong drive from Spokane to Seattle, and back. I know that when I have caches along the way on a long road trip, the trip seems to go more quickly. I get back into the rig feeling refreshed and less weary. I hope that these help you all on your long drives…or at least entertain you on the way!
These are the caches in my series (It will take some time to get them all out there):
ANIMAL:
Armadillo
Squirrel
Deer
Dog
Cat
Possum
Frog
Moose
Beaver
Rabbit
Skunk
Porcupine
Cow
Turkey
Elk
Raccoon
Chicken
Snake
Antelope
Bear
Lizard
Muskrat
Turtle
Alligator
Wild Hog
Hedgehog
Woodchuck (Groundhog)
Grouse/Pigeon
Sheep
Duck
Cougar
Rules of the Road Kill
1.Freshness is always the rule (if it's still there on your way home, it's too late).
2. Semi-squashed is much better than squashed; anything clobbered by an 18-wheeler is absolutely undesirable.
3. Blacktop surfaces are much preferred over dirt roads; concrete is a gourmet's delight.
4. Remember the early bird catches the...ah, worm!
*Don’t be mislead…I am an animal lover. This is all for fun. Take it in the humorous spirit that it is intended.
ACCESS INFO: Exit #272 (Medical Lake). Can be accessed from either westbound OR eastbound. North side of freeway. I have tried to put all of these caches in a place where you can park by the cache site & sit in the rig to read the recipes, or at least have some privacy while doing so. This cache is on the same road as the Aliens Among Us cache, which is a must-see. Have fun!
CONGRATULATIONS to Auzzy20 for the FTF!!