Do NOT Find this Cache! Traditional Cache
Scarecrow&Elphaba: This spot is no longer ideal for a cache.
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This is a cache to test your will power. Can you resist the allure of this cache?
We've been told there is a "fake cache" within 65 feet of our coords. You are looking for a camoed asprin bottle.
We saw this type of cache in Indiana and thought "No one here in Wisconsin has this problem"....Do we? :) Let's just see. Oh, by the way, when you don't go out to log this one bring your own writing stick.
Do you have a problem with geocaching? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to put your relationship to geocaching in perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is effected by geocaching.
1. Have you missed classes or work because of geocaching?
2. Do you have trouble refusing geocaching?
3. Do you use geocaching to help you relax?
4. Have you tried to give up geocaching and failed?
5. Do you check geocaching.com web site more than once a day?
6. Do you get into trouble because of geocaching?
7. Do you find yourself in the dollar store stocking up on "goodies?"
8. Do you have a room dedicated to geocaching supplies?
9. Do you own more than one GPS?
10. Can you drive down the road and not think about a cache site you've just past?
We're here to help. This cache is a test to see how addicted to geocaching you really are.
Your goal is to NOT FIND THIS CACHE.
We all know that there are those among us (and you know who you are) who, when a cache is first posted rush out at any time of the day or night. It calls out to you "Fiiiinndd meeeeeee...." You comply, and if you're lucky, you score FTF, and then race back to log it in.
Ahhhhhhh, Order again.
The question is, how strong are you? Can you resist searching out this cache? You have nothing to gain from finding it.
There is no invigorating hike.
No breath taking views.
The idea for this cache is not even our own.
Even the text is blatantly stolen from several similar ones.
The only thing you have to gain from searching out this cache is just adding another find to your total.
Show the world how strong you are. You can stop geocaching anytime you want. Really you can.
"Fiiinndd meeeee...."
To post a find here......YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO VISIT THE CACHE, no armchair caching. Then FTF MUST post a 50 word essay as to why he/she is NOT hooked on caching. ALL other cachers should post a 30 word essay on why he/she is NOT hooked on caching. But hey, no one here is addicted anyway. Right?
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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