Zis is KAOS!!! Traditional Cache
TeamBulldawg: It looks like we will have to close this one down. Discussed the No Trespassing signs posted here with the Valdosta/Lowndes County Parks and Recreation and they are exactly that, No Trespassing. Seems that some individuals are taking liberties with the land there that has caused concerns with both the City and private landowners in this area. Thus the signs and gates that have now appeared. Not wanting to get anyone arrested, we will close this down and possibly move it to a different location. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Mr. TeamBulldawg was busy in the garage again...
One of Mr TeamBulldawg's favorite shows he watched in his early years was called Get Smart. The main character was bungling secret agent Maxwell Smart, also known as Agent 86. His experienced partner is young Agent 99, whose real name is never revealed in the series. Agents 86 and 99 work for CONTROL, a secret U.S. government counter-intelligence agency based in Washington, D.C. The pair investigates and thwarts various threats to the world, though Smart's incompetence invariably causes complications. However, Smart never fails to save the day, typically thanks to his own dumb luck and often by 99's skills. Looking on is the long-suffering head of CONTROL, who is addressed simply as "Chief".
The nemesis of CONTROL is KAOS, described as "an international organization of evil." KAOS was supposedly formed in Bucharest, Romania, in 1904. Neither CONTROL nor KAOS is an acronym. Two KAOS agents were King Moody, originally cast as a generic Kaos killer, then as the dim-witted but burly Shtarker, and Conrad Siegfried, his superior, who both became the most popular recurring Kaos agents, both supposedly of German descent.
Siegfried is Maxwell Smart's "opposite number" and nemesis, even though the two characters share similar traits and often speak fondly of one another, even in the midst of attempting to assassinate each other. Speaking English with an exaggerated German accent, the gray-haired, mustachioed, and dueling-scarred Siegfried's catchphrase is, "Zis is KAOS! Ve don't geocache here!"
Thus the name for this hide. If you know anything about the show you might know what you could be looking for. If not it might be a little harder. Watch out for the usual pests that are found in the woods and also some other "inhabitants" who might be in the area. Although we didn't see anyone else there is evidence that people have taken up residence close by.
Please hide back exactly as found or better and you will also need to BYOP. Park at N30 51.148 and W83 20.677 for an easy path to follow. Due to the location in the woods, it is highly recommended to not look for this in the dark.
Congrats to Yarddogg73TCF and BB Stacker for co-FTF honors!!!!
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