Better put your tin foil hats on,
folks, you're going to need them!
The letter arrived today. When I saw it was from
my Uncle Alex I knew I was in for another round of paranoia. What
would it be this time? More Chemtrails? HAARP? FEMA Camps? Heck, I
remember him talking about Lone Gunmen and Fake Moon Landings when
I was a kid, and since then it's been one half-baked conspiracy
theory after another.
Congratulations to First Solver
Elocon!
You can validate your puzzle solution
with certitude.