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Hippopotamus 101 Traditional Cache

Hidden : 7/30/2011
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

IMPORTANT: Read the listing and warnings below before attempting this cache. If you follow our advice, you should be 100% safe and enjoy finding a fun cache, but ignorantly blundering to the cache location, especially at the wrong time of day, could expose you to life-threatening risks.

If you want to scroll to the warnings quickly, they're at the bottom of this listing.

Welcome to the Crocodile River.

There are still some crocs along this section of river, but very few, and you don't need to get close to the water's edge, so don't worry about them. But we don't recommend going for a swim - that could be foolish. Stay 3 metres or more away from the water's edge and you'll be safe from crocs.

This river should have been called the Hippopotamus River because there are many hippos here, and they continually move up and down this stretch of river.

Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa, and cause (by far) the highest number of human fatalities. However, hippos and humans can (and do) co-exist in close proximity if humans understand and respect hippo behaviour patterns. The reason that they cause so many fatalities is because humans like to live along riverbanks, hippos live in rivers and feed along riverbanks, and hippos move around a lot, so human/hippo encounters are commonplace. This cache should teach you some basic skills for safely moving about in hippo territory.

To find this cache you'll need to walk 60 metres from the obvious parking via riverside hippo paths to the cache location. That doesn't sound far, but remember that a hippo can run at three times the speed that you can.

You'll see that the paths are well used. You'll see lots of footprints and hippo sign, and you'll have to walk on hippo poop some of the way.

Despite just being processed grass, hippo poop can sometimes smell quite pungent, but it's actually clean and not a health risk at all. If you're a smoker, and you'd like to try something new, then bring a pipe with. When hippo poop is 90% (almost) dry, it makes a great smoke, and can be a fun experience if you're into trying something different.

WARNINGS:

1. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS CACHE IN THE DARK!!
That could be exceptionally dangerous as hippos feed on land at night. They can see you, but you can't see them, and they feel threatened out of the water.
NB - this is a very serious warning about a life-threatening risk!!

2. Be especially alert before 8am, after 4pm, and on overcast days. Hippos move around on land a lot more when it's cool, but it's OK to hunt the cache then if you're alert and careful.

3. Hippos in the water are normally not a threat at all because they feel safe there, and will usually give ample warning and threatening displays before attacking. Be wary of hippos in the water, but you can normally pass close to them along the shore if you move in open view where they can see you clearly. Move slowly but confidently, and heed their very obvious body language. If you get serious "go-away now" messages, then do that, and abort the cache, but you can ignore minor irritated behaviour when they're in the water. However, if you see a hippo calf, abort immediately because mothers can be very unpredictable. Sometimes it won't be a problem, other times mothers can have extreme reactions.

4. Be more alert for hippos on the landward side of the path than in or near the river. Hippos between you and the water are rarely a threat because they'll dart back into the water. But, if you get between a hippo and the river which is it's perceived safety, you could be in very big trouble. So, [NB] contrary to your natural instinct of focusing on the river, rather do the exact opposite.

5. Be aware of the many big trees around you, and which you can climb quickly. They're your escape route if attacked - either up them, or behind them. The cache location is one step up, so you can retrieve, log and replace the cache safely without having to look over your shoulder.


If this cache gets positive logs, we'll consider hiding a "Hippopotamus 201" cache 200-300m further downstream, and we already have a location for "Hippopotamus 301". We wanted to hide a cache there, but together with the landowner, we decided that it's far too dangerous. But, as a mystery cache, and #3 in a learning series, it could be very, very cool. Let us know if you'd like that....

The cache is a PET preform in a canvas camo bag.

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