Tahle keska je inspirovana vtipem:
Leze snecek na strom. Leze jeden rok … dva roky … tri roky … pet let … deset let. Najednou mu uklouzne svalnata noha a snecek spadne. Kdyz se probere z otresu nervove uzliny (mozek nema), rika si: No jo, prace kvapna – malo platna.
Nekomu mozna tenhle vtip muze pripadat detinsky. Kdyz odhlednu od skutecnosti, ze to je ciste jeho vec, mohu nabidnout totez tema zpracovane na nesrovnatelne vyssi esteticke urovni. Autorem tohoto haiku je mistr Buso (aspon si to myslim, ale tu knizku uz dlouho nemuzu najit).
Polez slimacku
Na vrchol hory Fudji
Ale pomalu
A ted ke kesi.
Na uvodnich souradnicich najdete snecka na zacatku jeho cesty, ktera mu trvala skoro 20 let, ale vam by se mohlo podarit ji zvladnout rychleji, mozna i za hodinu. K hledani dalsi cesty byste meli znat nekolik nespornych, vedecky dokazanych, ale nevygooglovatelnych faktu:
1.
Snecek se po zemi pohybuje rychlosti 1 metr za hodinu. Rychlost je zcela konstantni a nezavisi na pocasi. Napriklad kdyz je naledi, snizene treni sneckovi sice usnadni pohyb, ale protoze je prochladly, leze stejne pomalu.
2.
Vertikalne se snecek pohybuje 8 776 x pomaleji nez horizontalne. Proste, kdyz leze na strom, trva mu metr asi rok.
3.
Patrne kvuli tvaru sve ulity je snecek presvedceny, ze kruh neexistuje, jsou jen spiraly. Otoci-li se tedy snecek o 360 stupnu, nevidi duvod, proc by mel pri dalsim otaceni pocitat zase od nuly.
4.
Stromy pojmenovava snecek uplne stejne jako my. Leda, ze by se spletl.
Jeste poznamka pro ochrance prirody:
Pri priprave kese nezahynul ani jeden snek. Byli uz davno chcipli.
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This cache is inspired by a joke: The snail is climbing the tree. It climbs for one year … two years … three … five … ten years. Then its leg suddenly slips and the snail falls down. When it overcomes the commotion of the nervous ganglion (it has no brain), it speaks to itself: It is good for nothing to hurry too much.
Someone can find this joke childish. It is his or hers problem. But anyway, Mister Buso (at least I believe it was him, but I cannot find that book) moved the same story on much higher artistic level.
Come on, little snail
To Fuji mountain summit
But do not hurry
But I should tell you something about the cache now:
At the first stage you will find the snail starting its journey, which took about 20 years. You can manage it much faster. Maybe within one hour. But you should know couple of things, which are sure, evidence based, but not accessible by Wikipedia or Google.
1.
The snail moves on the ground by the speed 1 meter per hour. Its speed is absolutely constant and it does not depend on the weather. By example, when the ground is icy, the friction is lower due to the ice, so the snail could move faster, but at the same time the snail is cold and that makes it slower.
2.
The vertical movement of the snail is 8 776 times slower than horizontal. To say it simple, when the snail climbs the tree, it takes 1 year to climb 1 meter.
3.
The next thing is probably connected with the shape of snail’s shell. The snail believes there are no circles, just spirals. When the snail turns by 360 degrees and then it continues turning, it has no meaning to start counting from zero to it.
4.
The snail uses the same names of trees like us. But the snail can make a mistake, of course.
The last piece of information is placed here for the environmentalists. No snail was killed during the cache preparation. All of them were dead long time before.