Teller of Untruths, Your Trousers Have Combusted! Letterbox Hybrid

Teller of Untruths, Your Trousers Have Combusted!

SWAG. We all love to find something sweet in a cache now and then, such as geocoin, a handmade item, or a winning lottery ticket... But not all caches can hold the really 'good' stuff!

Tell a story, use your imagination, try some creativity for a different twist on a log entry!
I left a bunch of cool items for trade in this cache. Now, I better go back and check the online auctions again!

"As per Groundspeak rules and regulations, you need to do nothing more than find this cache and put your name in the logbook. It is for you to decide, if you wish to haul large heavy objects into the woods or not, for trading purposes."

The starting contents of the cache are:

• 10 dilithium crystals, warp-core ready
• A map to the location of Atlantis
• Tommy Lee's drum kit from Mötley Crüe's 1987 Girls, Girls, Girls World Tour
• The Kensington Rune Stone
• A Gibson Custom double neck EDS-1275 guitar signed by all seven band members from the Eagles
• A framed Monet (does it REALLY matter which one?!?)
• Garrison Keillor (New York City was getting old, he wanted to get back to Lake Wobegon.)
• Two (2) 16gal kegs of Surly Furious
• Used 1981 DeLorean DMC-12, coverted for time travel, Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor installed
• Playstation 3 with 100 games
• A D9 Caterpillar (Hey, I needed someway to get back here to hide this cache!)
• TIE fighter, demilitarized (needs a little work, but basically space-worthy)
• One (1) Geocoin (to move onward)
• One (1) Spider Stamp (that shall remain forevermore in thy cache)

FTF prize is the Hope Diamond. (Look, just don't ask so many questions, ok? Someone just left it sitting on the sidewalk, so I grabbed it. If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.)

NOTE: This cache is a blatant copy of GC33TP3 "Your Pants! Your Pants! Your Pants are on fire!" by tedboy in Portland, OR which is a blatant copy of the “Flaming Trousers” cache by reforestgrrl in Corvallis, OR which was a blatant copy of the“Pants on Fire” cache by Lost Womyn and Anadromous Girl in Woodland, CA which was a blatant copy of the “Liar, Liar” cache by Trovamo in Temecula, CA, which was a blatant copy of "The Trading Post" cache by Snake and Rooster in San Diego, which was a blatant copy of the "I'll Trade Ya" cache by AZcachemeister in Arizona and Yes, there are probably 1000 more caches like this worldwide, so deal with it!