Complete, Utter, Bull**** Letterbox Hybrid
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Complete, Utter, Bull****
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A letter box whose theme may be not appropriate for folks who are particularly sensitive to course language. The stamp is another word male bovine excrement, so you are forewarned!
I got this stamp from Lady Gunslinger, so I had to use it for my first letterbox. To make this fun, go find the cache, collect the stamp, REMEMBER THE STAMP AND PAD STAYS WITH THE CONTAINER, add your stamp and/or signature to the log book, and then record your 'Found It' log on geocaching.com.
For the enjoyment of others (and in staying with the theme of this cache), I request that you report in your online log ONE truth about yourself and TWO whopping lies. Make it fun and hard for the rest of us to guess. This is not a logging requirement, but it should make it fun for folks to follow.
To get the ball rolling, here are my three (they may be lame, but it's a start):
1. I had to be rescued from a cliff ledge after going for a geocache that was beyond my abilities. Some terrain 5's are really terrain 5.
2. I have had to strip completely naked and swim across a stream to get a geocache. THAT'S DEDICATION!
3. While geocaching, I've TWICE surprised couples that were, um..., let's say..., spending quality time with each other.
Think you know which one is truth? Maybe they're all true, or maybe they're all bull!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Jngpu lbhe fgrc ba gur abegu fvqr--irel harira tebhaq. Jung'f gung fzryy? Zhfg or gur fzryy bs zbarl!