Sorry, wrong number Mystery Cache
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Here's yet another time-consuming form of entertainment (also known as a clever puzzle cache) for anyone who would like to ponder over this. Not surprisingly, the listed coordinates will put you in the middle of a major intersection NOWHERE NEAR THE CACHE!!! Enjoy!
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FTF: Zooming Boomers
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Everyone's had the following experience:
You: *Dials phone*
Person: Hello?
You: Hello, is this John Doe?
Person: I'm sorry, who?
You: John Doe.
Person: I don't recognize that name...
You: Sorry, I must have the wrong number.*hangs up*
So, I was thinking about my next devious puzzle cache, and I figured this would be an interesting idea to create a puzzle on wrong numbers. Without further ado, here it is!
Sorry, Wrong Number
792-015-3524
"Starship Enterprise in distress! Our warp core is about to blow and I don't think I can hold her!"
834-194-2521
"You've reached Question of the Day Inc.: When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
831-301-4683
"Hello, Random Factory Inc. To schedule a tour, press 1. For boring statistics, press 2. To talk to an actual human, press 3"
418-739-9040
"THE WORLD IS MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!*cough, cough, COUGH!!!* Sorry about that, this is Dr. D. Ranged of Evil Inc. How may we harm you today?"
834-512-8331
"Hello, welcome to ZYX News Station...going live in 5...4...3...2...1..."
813-484-5912
"Could you help us please? We left Kevin, our ten year old child, home alone and we'd just like someone to make sure he's ok."
770-616-2640
"Hi, this is a desperate student. Who was the last czar of Russia? Could you answer that please?...pretty please? It's on my 50-point homework assignment..."
512-990-4827
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Everybody look left, Everybody look right, Everywhere you look I'm--Standing in the spotlight"
743-145-1038
"Hello, N. Gin Mechanics, we can fix any problem with your car whatso...*CRASH!!!*...uh...ignore that...just a minor problem with a...*FWOOM!!!* Wait...hold on while I get a fire extinguisher!"
651-516-3282
"Hi, I'm heading out to Moor Island, off the coast of Nunavut. I'm helping this guy, Ben Gates, do an archaeological excavation to find a ship he believes contains a clue to a treasure of unspeakable value"
613-243-2374
"Can't talk now, I'm running late for an important meeting! Goodbye!"
130-492-6923
"Won the battle, young Skywalker has. But won the war he has not. Much to learn he has."
905-293-1929
"Oh, the fun I'm going to have. He'll rue the day he bought me this bubble gum...that tastes like dirt...hehehe."
419-192-1842
"I'm sorry, this line is currently busy. Please leave a message after the beep"
Once you've solved it, please don't give out the coordinates. Let others have the experience of working the puzzle out themselves. I always take hint requests via email after FTF on any of my puzzle caches.
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.
Also, please don't call the phone numbers above, you won't get anything relevant to the puzzle if you do so. Thanks.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Fgneg jvgu gur svefg qvtvg bs rnpu cubar ahzore, gura pbhag naq pbhag ntnva.
Fbzr eulzr naq ernfba jvyy nyfb uryc lbh fbyir gur chmmyr.
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