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MST3K presents: The Starfighters Mystery Cache

This cache has been archived.

OReviewer: As there's been no response to my earlier note, I am forced to archive this listing.

If you wish to repair/replace the cache sometime in the future, just contact me email, including the GC Code, and assuming it meets the guidelines, we'll be happy to unarchive it.

Thanks,
-OReviewer

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Hidden : 1/24/2012
Difficulty:
4.5 out of 5
Terrain:
5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

The coordinates are for available parking and boat put-in, not for the cache.

In order to find this cache, you must watch:

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You can watch it here

Once you watched the show, decipher the code and answer the questions below:

Q1: Pjg Numrj ofbgun Yjmscpu-4’n muiqufcht pmjqofu jh vabp? 1- tjrumhguhp bgkaupbgchun, 2- sxnfuwcb, 3- vacnex dup, 4- fjv yboch kmunnqmu

Q2: Gbdjm Npuruhn puffn pau huv kcfjpn pabp pau dupn paux vcff ou ifxcht bmu ouppum, fctapum, bhs vabp? 0- ifbecum, 1- ojqhycum, 2- nabmkum, 3- nymbttcum

Q3: Sqmcht pau ojgocht mqhn, Ymjv hjpcyun pabp jhu ji pau kcfjpn smjkn acn vabp? 2- nuymup dqt ji gjjhnachu, 3- kbxfjbs ji bhpambw, 4- yqk j’ hjjsfun, 5- paumgjn ji hbkbfg

Q4: Ymjv nbxn pacn gjrcu cn npcff ouppum pabh vabp? 1- Pjk Tqh, 2- Cmjh Ubtfu, 3- Pau Tmubp Unybku, 4- Mbgoj

Q5: Gceu yjgkfbchn bojqp pau kcfjpn abrcht vabp? 6- chuwkfcybofu kbpyaun, 7- hbgupbtn, 8- smchen, 9- tcmfimcuhsn

Q6: Bn pau dupn pbeu jii jhu fbnp pcgu, Ymjv bnen ci paux ybh npjk ch Huv Xjme pj sj vabp? 1- fqhya bhs najkkcht, 2- obm ajkkcht, 3- npmckkum dqstcht, 4- nuu omjbsvbx

The correct answers correspond with a number that you fill in to find the cache coords: N 40 53.(Q1)(Q2)(Q3) W 074 14.(Q4)(Q5)(Q6)

You can check your answers for this puzzle on Geochecker.com.

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This is the third of my series of Mystery Science Theater 3000 related caches. The first one is "The Final Sacrifice", found at this link: GC2RGWE and the second, "Final Justice" is at this link: GC39RKV

For those of you who do not know what Mystery Science Theater 3000 is, in short, it's about two robots and a human who are forced to watch horribly made movies and make jokes about how bad they are. You can watch a brief example of what they do here.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) has always been a staple in my years growing up. I planted this cache in hopes that others can enjoy it as much as I do, so even if you don't want/can't find the cache, this movie will give you quite a chuckle. Bonus points for those who list their favorite line in the movie.

The Starfighters is perhaps my least favorite movie, even with the MST3K cast tearing it to pieces. Seriously, if "Bride of the Monster" is officially the worst Hollywood movie of all time, The Starfighters would be runner up. Still, the jokes are pretty funny, and definitely worth watching.

The cache is a camo pharmaceutical bottle located at fern river park, a small island near a playground. You can park at the coords 9AM-8PM Nov-Apr and 7AM-8PM May-Oct. Make sure to land your boat on the west side (the side directly facing the put-in). DO NOT GO DOWNSTREAM PAST THE PARK. There is a waterfall that could possibly cause fatal injuries, and the current can be hard to paddle against after a rainfall. Be smart and be careful when traveling across the river

With that being said, good luck watching the movie, if you can do it without giving yourself a lobotomy

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