Geocachitol Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 3/24/2012
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size: small (small)

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Do you find yourself bored at work one or more times a month? Do you smell things, or blink your eyes when you look directly at the sun? Is lifting over five hundred pounds difficult? Or too easy? If so, you may have the symptoms of a condition some, but not all, physicians who may or may not have a medical degree, state might be caused by a possible or possibly not, pre- or post-existing or non-existent condition known as cachitis.

Now, at last, there is hope. Geocachitol® (hydrophenazopyridinondansetrochloroquinonazathioprinolyethylene glycol (PEG) medroxyprogesteronethyl-3,5,4,7,3.14159-prednisolon B) is a safe, non-invasive, non-ingestible, injectible or usable medication in a nasal pill suppository form that can relieve symptoms of this terrible possible disease at some point after you start not not taking it with a non-physician's recommendation or not.



Common risk factors may include nausea, headaches, fatigue, tiredness, apathy, hyperactivity, incontinence, impotence, constipation, bloating, tingling fingers, halitosis, kleptomania, stupidity, numbness, baldness, ugliness, murderous rage, ecstasy, giddiness, goofiness, contortions, lazy eye, deafness, dumbness, blindness, ESP, hallucinations, elephantitis, encephalitis, meningitis, addiction, athletes' foot, gingivitis, bone rot, scurvy, gout, hemophelia, muscle spasms, itching, sweating, soreness, forgetfulness, schizophrenia, paranoia, neuropathy, neurosis, blood poisoning, glaucoma, black death, bubonic plague, measles, stalking, nervous tics, chicken pox, smallpox, anthrax, hypothermia, hyperthermia, arthritis, acid reflux, pleurisy, hemorrhaging, flatworms, brain worms, brain rot, zombification, death, depression, cancer, foot cancer, nose cancer, ear cancer, shin cancer, butt cancer, shinsplints, knee cancer, elbow cancer, amnesia, suicide, hiccups, sniffling, uncontrollable snarling, heavy breathing, nipple chafing, tooth loss, involuntary happiness, involuntary sadness, involuntary neutral expressions, poison ivy, poison sumac, hairy eyeball, forked tongue, pregnancy, blue, purple, yellow, green, or white skin, polka-dots, blackouts, insane giggling, insane cackling, sobbing, emotional distress, dry mouth, cotton mouth, and smelling or tasting things.



These symptoms may indicate an overdose - or not enough - of Geocachitol®.

If you see signs of coughing up blood or organ displacement, cease taking Geocachitol® immediately and take a nap.

You should take more Geocachitol® if you experience dizziness, light-headedness, lack of breath, suffocation, fainting, shortness of breath, lack of oxygen, alien physiology, or claws.



Geocachitol® is for everyone. You do not need a doctor. Please see your doctor if you are not taking Geocachitol®.

Other side effects may include, but are not limited to: heart disease, heart palpiations, liver failure, limb disintegration, facial melting, bubbling skin, plant growth on the body or sudden, involuntary breakdancing.

Physical attraction to buckthorn may be a sign of a serious side effect. Or you might actually really need to see a doctor.



Be happy. Be free. Take control of your life now! Start taking Geocachitol® and discover a whole new world! Everyone else is!

Feel free to post your own side effects. You could save someone's life!

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