Riddle me this! Mystery Cache

A:What is it that's always coming but never arrives?

B:The more you take away, the larger it grows. What is it?

C:What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

D:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

E:What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive?

F:Why is a musician's bandstand like an oven?

G:How do you make a dishonest shortcake?

H:What squeals louder than a caught rat?

I:When is a new car considered to be seedy?

J:When is a man drowned, but still not wet?