Once upon a time there was a man named Prod Igalson, who lived in the village of cachingham with three wise guys: Fuzbior, Buggzar and the villager formerly known as Eatsnooktheor.. Now, 'Prod Igalson' was an unusual name (I believe he was an immigrant from Eastern Europe), so everyone called him "The Prod Igalson" ... Because there weren't any others. The village, and the surrounding countryside, was rich with hidden caches of treasure, and the villagers would happily go about finding, and then re-hiding them. It was all great fun, and The Prod Igalson was renown for having hidden, found and re-hidden many such treasures in this fashion.
One day the Prod Igalson thought to himself "Why am I hiding treasures, finding treasures, and hiding them again? ... I want to leave this place, find treasures and keep them! Spend them on wine, women and electronic devices made in Asia! ... And live in the lap of luxury!"
And that's what he did.
Soon the Prod Igalson had all the gold and jewels he could ever want, and was surrounded by adoring women admiring his achievements! ... But the number of treasure caches around the village began to dwindle! The three wise guys called monthly meetings of the villagers to address the problem. Somehow, pancakes, eggs and bacon seemed to help! (Bacon always helps!)
Meanwhile, the Prod Igalson felt unfulfilled. "It seems a waste", thought the Prod, "to have all of this treasure, and not hide it again! While I lay here on the beach enjoying the finest food and drink, my old friends are having fun hiding treasures, finding treasures and hiding them again!! I miss that! I want to go back to the village!"
And that's what he did. He said goodbye to all the beautiful women who had been peeling his grapes and fluffing his pillows for him, jumped into one of his expensive sports cars and returned to the village.
When the wise guys and all the people saw him, there was much rejoicing! Everyone began eagerly hiding treasures, finding treasures and hiding them again, just as before ... and everyone was happy!
Because, after all ... Where your treasure is, there also will your heart be.
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