Aye! Shiver me timbers! T’ Salty Pirate has gone and done it! That hornswaggler has sailed t’ surrounding high seas and pillaged, plundered, and looted t’ pirate booty caches ‘til he amassed 1000 treasure finds! We be plannin’ a swashbucklin’ event in celebration of his achievement! His scurvy crew and fellow buckos will board t’ brigantine and hoist t’ flag at t’ fifth hour past midday on t’ sixth day of t’ tenth month of t’ year 2012 (for ye landlubbers that would be October 6 at 5pm) and t’ merriment will begin. There will be cackelfruit, hardtack, bone soup, and salmagundi at t’ local alehouse and eatin’ establishment (Wild Wing Café 11335 Campbell Lakes Dr. Farragut) and we will raise a glass of grog in honor of t’ Pirate known as Salty!
Follow ye compasses to t’ coordinates on t’ map (x marks t’ spot) and be bringin’ some of yer personal treasure and pieces of eight ta share. T’ rules of engagement say we be havin’ t’ fill t’ golden treasure chest with swag ‘til o’re flowing (no daggers and swords please). Here’s ta raising a glass of cheer ta our fellow seadog and scalawag and his treasure huntin’ adventures! Yo Ho!
So don’t be a scurvy bilge rat and walk t’ plank! Join t’ merriment and raise a glass to celebrate with Salty Pirate and to salute t’ seadogs, scalawags, buckos, and treasure hunters in us all! Arrrrrrrrrg!!!