G'day, Mate! Me name is Sir Cachalot. Me mates all gave me that name on account'a me bein' the only marine-based life form who be a born geocacher. O'course, you land-lubbers call me by a different name, and if I could ketch me the varmint who came up wit' me land-lubber's title, I think I'd be makin' me opinion known by swallowin' the varmint whole!
Anywho, I made me way from me marine home through the underground sewers to hide me first geocache where you land-lubbers could get to it. 'Tis a micro-sized one, Mateys. Terrain be easy for land-lubbers such as yerself...difficulty be on account of the hide, not the puzzle, as it be hard for me to find a hiding spot I could git to. I thinks I made the puzzle bloomin' easy, mates. Just figure out me land-lubber name and make the conversions, tack the ol' 25 and 80 in front of the set'a numbers, then go out and ketch some'a that ol' Cachalot fever! Watch out fer the land-lubber muggles livin' nearby...I'd suggest ye park yer car a wee further east and walk the short distance to toss suspicion t'the wind, Mate! Make sure t'bring a pen and t'hide the cache the way yer ol' friend Sir Cachalot had it hid.
Me land-lubber name is: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A=3, B=4, C=3, D=1, E=0, F=8, G=4, H=0, I=3, J=9, K=6, L=5, M=2, N=6, O=5, P=2, Q=5, R=2, S=4, T=3, U=1, V=4, W=2, X=8, Y=5, Z=7
Ye' can check yer bloomin' answers by clickin' yer cheese-eatin' squeakers right here!
Cachalot on, Mateys!