FTF Lil' E Ann Traditional Geocache

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Hidden : 10/2/2012
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Don't call Ftf'ers Pigs or hogs, they are merely early birds

Calling ftf'ers pigs to me means they would claim a caches that were clearly intended for someone else. An example of a ftf pigs are found at the recent FTF Geo-Ben series that poor GeoBen was robbed of his rightly due by the hogs looking for a serotonin rush they experience by finding and deflowering virgin-pure-as-the-co-intended caches. I mean: what are they going to do with another flashlight or where can they spend that TAXMAN $100?

One way to thwart those types is to put in "soft coords"  but I have not done that here as even that cannot stop a determined oinker (trust me, this is true).  Frankly they should be shot but as you'll see obviously not here at GZ.

So let's take away the stigma of "ftf pigs" as they seem to relish that and call these folk something else.  I suggest early birds, because who likes worms?

As for who Lil' E Ann is, well, she's so sweet, she'd make honey bees extinct (re-thinking that metaphor, hey if she's sweet why would she harm honey bees.  Dang I need help writing these things and maybe my logs too)

Will Lil' E Ann be ftf?  Will some pig errrr early bird (most likely on Social Security) get the worm (no night owls getting the mouse here please) or will early worm get eaten.  I'm not too good at this metaphor thing
Listed ......
AND they're off
 

PS- You'll note that the early bird in the photo appears to have no wings. Not sure where this takes place but some cachers "pig-out" on wings

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