Mr. Woodward's Opus Traditional Cache
TriggerMN: This one seems to go missing too often.
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Size: 
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I hope you enjoy my little ditty.
Held and event and I lost
The jury's votes were all tossed
The judge felt he was embossed
I fought the law today
I'd trade my soul for a cache
One of your numerous stash
Wild parsnip gave me a rash
I need your help, okay?
Your Garmin's glowin'
Logbook--smiley showin'
Canoe cache--you're good at rowin'
I'm checking out your profile daily
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Cache with me maybe?
It's hard to solve all
Your puzzles, baby
But here's my number
Cache with me maybe?
I got a big DNF
Got in my car and I left
Horns blaring made me go deaf
I missed the cache today
I looked to you as a friend
Your stats have upwardly trends
I was hoping you'd lend
A little help my way
Your Garmin's glowin'
Logbook--smiley showin'
Canoe cache--you're good at rowin'
I'm checking out your profile daily
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Cache with me maybe?
It's hard to solve all
Your puzzles, baby
But here's my number
Cache with me maybe?
Before you came into my life
I failed at ammos
I failed at nanos
I failed with bad camos
Before you came into my life
I was no good at this
I think you know this
Cache with me maybe?
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