| [Scene: Open area. Vizzini is seated behind a covered table. Buttercup, blindfolded, is sitting to his left. On the table is a bottle of wine and two goblets. The Man in Black approaches the Table] |
| Vizzini: |
So it is down to you, and it is down to me. If you wish her dead, by all means, keep moving forward. |
| Man in Black: |
Let me explain-- |
| Vizzini: |
There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen. |
| Man in Black: |
Perhaps an arrangement can be reached? |
| Vizzini: |
There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her. |
| Man in Black: |
Well if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. |
| Vizzini: |
I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. |
| Man in Black: |
You're that smart? |
| Vizzini: |
Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? |
| Man in Black: |
Yes. |
| Vizzini: |
Morons. |
| Man in Black: |
Really. [pause] In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits. |
| Vizzini: |
For the princess? [ Man in Black nods ] To the death? [ Man in Black nods ] I accept. |
| Man in Black: |
Good. Then pour the wine. |
| [Man in Black pulls out a small vial, and uncorks it] |
| Man in Black: |
Inhale this, but do not touch. |
| Vizzini: |
I smell nothing. |
| Man in Black: |
What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man. |
| Vizzini: |
Hmmmm. |
The cache is a camouflaged Altoids tin with log and room for small trade items. Since this one has had a bit of trouble getting off the grround, I have added an unactivated trackable as the FTF prize. As always, bring your own writing instrument just in case.
This cache placed and maintained by a Geocky member.