GC4A1VR You Might Be A Nessmuk (Unknown Cache) in Utah, United States created by ratwaffles

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ratwaffles: Lack of solvers and unreliability of an external resource means this one gets archived.

GC4A1VR ▼

A cache by ratwaffles Message this owner

Hidden : 4/17/2013

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Size: Size: small (small)

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*** CACHE IS NOT AT POSTED LOCATION ***

However, wild ModernNessmuk's have been spotted nearby. They are easily identified by their arrogant nature and scraggly beards. Use extreme caution and breathe through your mouth if the smell gets too bad.

04/20/2013 is Modern Nessmuk's 10th anniversary on geocaching.com! In honor of the only achievement he has that I don't have as well, Cheda and I figured we would post a new puzzle since there are hardly any here in Ogden.

If you change hobbies more than you change your underwear, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you post a certain puzzle cache just to be annoying, you might be a Nessmuk.
If your beard is long enough to double as toilet paper, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you ever lost your garmin on a LPC, you might be a Nessmuk.
If everything’s a competition except what you lose at, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you choose a political party just because you know it will annoy other people, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you bring dehydrated hamburger for lunch just to tell people how resourceful you are, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you spend a thousand dollars to go to a convention in order to learn to make your own $10 backpack, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you use more hair products on your beard than your head, you might be a Nessmuk.
If half your wardrobe is Davy Crockett and the other half is Sons of Anarchy T-shirts, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you wear your pocket knife on a lanyard, you might be a Nessmuk.
If everyone who has found less caches than you is a noob and everyone who’s found more is an addict, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you propose new statistical formulas that coincidentally place you at the top of the leaderboard, you might be a Nessmuk.
If you spell your name incorrectly in half your logs, you might be a Nessmuck.
If (you) Totally Suck At Acronyms (ITSAA), you might be a Nessmuk.

No Nessmuks were harmed in the making of this puzzle. Well one was, but he doesn't count.

Use Certitude or Geocheck to confirm your solution. Personally I like certitude because it proves your solve to the world, but I originally used Geocheck so am putting both links on the page.