The Thing of Exquisite Thingness Traditional Cache

Wary questers in search of things, heed my call! Legends speak of a legendary thing containing things of legend. Or maybe just a bison tube with a log, I don't know. Taketh thyself to yon used to be castle before the big swirling thing came through and messed everything up. Said thing lieth rockbound amidst some pointy things, growing things, noisy things, and maybe some slithering biting things.

Will you be among the legends who bypasses all things to behold the wonders of this thing in all its thingful glory? Only the abstract thing that slips away at varying rates will tell.