Originally placed for the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" event.
Zombies aren't real. Dead people don't really walk around, trying to eat living people.
Zombies are only in movies, in books, on television screens. They're not real.
Sure, some hikers have come back from the trails claiming to have seen zombies on the prowl. Moonlight can play tricks on your eyes.
Zombies aren't real.... are they?