Ahoy mateys! If'n ya didn't know, one of the most revered and popular Holidays is almost upon us! Yar, ya guessed it! NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Yo ho ho and a bottle o'pop! I know ye all's bin lookin' forard ta this one! Don' fergit ta celebrate on 19 September, 2013! Iff'n ya do ferget, I jes' might be makin' yer walk the plank!
This heer's a cache full o' pirate booty hid perty good a ways out o' town. There be some parkin' coordinates for ye and ye cachers is gonna haf ta cross the road, so watch yer p's n q's. The container's one o' them lok n loks hid perty well not far offen the road. You will haf ta step over a small creek so watch fer that. Lots o' my four legged deer mateys graze near my Pirate Spring, so watch fer that too. Leave some o' the pirate booty fer them cachers as come after ya, there's enough treaure for all. Don' ferget ta TALK LIKE A PIRATE on my special day! There's a special prize fer the FTF!!!