Ah amember how much fun them Yoo Hoo caches wuz, so Ah wuz a'thankin' it'd be fun ta doer thet a'way agin. It's jist thet mah famblie's lisdexia kicked in an' this 'uz whut we come up wit. We wuz a smidgen puzzulled bah the whole thang, so we figgered y'all maght as well be a'puzzulled too! Bah the bah, Ah run inta this feller, Allyn Birch thuther day an' we a'hit it right off an' he rekoned he cud fand lots o' gud hidin' spots whal Ah messed up the puzzuls, so we jined up fer this here indever.
So, fer alla yew Bee Hivers, past 'n present, if'n y'all wont ta create ya a Bee Hiver idenitee, kinder lak a sock puppet 'count er sumpin', why go ahaid 'n gitter done! An', if'n yew gits alla the ones in this here series, why, we're agonna have us anuther comin' out party in the sprang whar yew kin ahdenify yerselves an' ya'll'll git yersef a shiny, fancy, schmancy Bee Hiver geocoin. Jist be shore ta sagn the log an' the ownline log. Acourse, innybody kin come own bah an' git tharseffes a fand own this'n an' thuthers. Thet's anuf'a thet!
Here's the puzzul! ++++Ah promises thet this'n's agonna bee accurit! Ah kanda Beta tested it mah own seff. Now, Ah overherd some folks atalkin' thuther day 'bout how Ah wuz half witty, so's Ah'm pertty sure thet means Ah ain't stupud. So, don't be afeared! ++++Careful now! Ya'll gotta larn sumpin' 'bout ole Dana! Hardy har har!
1. He was a "Church Lady"??
2. He was innocently "hanging" around during an "Incident" in 1943.
3. He said he has "no respect for Couture, not even a little".(Second letter)
4. This Dana was one of the pitchers allowed to continue throwing the spitball after it was outlawed in 1921.
5. 38th JAG of the US Army.
6. He was Otto, Cupid's twisted brother!
7. He wrote of "the Ersatz of Suchness". ("Ersatz," 3-14). (fifth letter +2)
8. His work on automata theory earned him the ACM Turing Award in 1976. (third letter)
9. One of the most "loved" and "feared" cachers in Western New York!
9. (Optional) In 1994 he led all Tacoma pitchers in wins.
10. He yelled "I hate illegals" and is an avid surfer. (third letter)
11. He and his brother formed the Oakdale Production Company in Reno. (last letter)
12. He wrote, produced, directed, and starred in "Dark Moon" in 2009. (second letter +1)
13. WH press secretary 2007-2009. (second letter -1)
14. His book, Championship Football was published in 1947.
15. This Dana did a "Backspin" on XM and did "Numbers" in 2009.
Well, thare y'are Bee Peeple! Be shore ta sagn in ta git yer shiney, fancy, schmancy BH geocoin later own at the big comin' out bash! Thank ye!
Check your solution
FTF: Congratchies ta ttomdubwa, jfw26, and abbie the geopup fer pullin' one out from under the Great One!
FTDNF: Thet'd be TazD own a less than serendipitous uccassiun.