Talking at cross purposes! Mystery Cache
Talking at cross purposes!
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(micro)
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Where do we cache today?
He: Well, if we take Somis Road south to Fifth Street, we can cache in Oxnard
She: How about some urban caching in Santa Monica, using the bigbluebus - we can start on the Ocean Park Blvd route.
He: Too congested - how about N Ventura Blvd north to Ojai?
She: Too rural - how about starting on the Pico Blvd route instead?
He: I want to stay in Ventura County - let's start on S Wells Rd
She: Nah, I was gonna say we start at the end of the San Vincente Blvd & Carlyle Ave route, but that was route 4, and it no longer exists, but we still pick up the Olympic Blvd route at Santa Monica Place - lots or urban caches and a nice sea breeze
He: I still think we can take the Ronald Reagan Freeway to Simi, and hike in the hills, say to Trogdor's Shovel.
She: We're still on divergent paths - how about someplace in between?
He: Yeah, how about finding SAMO ParkCache 1 off Las Virgenes Road, and hiking in the park afterwards?
She: That sounds good - and we'll let the cacher, who is reading this dialogue, figure out where this puzzle cache is, based on it ...Note that the final is within 2 miles of the cache location, so you know it's north latitude and west longitude!
Cache is larger than a micro, but not a small - it's a camo'd vitamin bottle, log only, with a WheresGeorge dollar for the FTF. No pen/pencil, so remember to bring your own! Hiking boots and long pants suggested - watch for rusty barbed wire
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*****Congratulations to w01f for FTF 
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Happy Caching! A cache a day keeps the doctor away
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