King of I Letterbox Hybrid

I just want a pet lion because I bought a large collar. I saw one at the large cat store at the mall. Off to shop! A fast detour at the food court bakery to get a snack before my stop to see the large cats. Then a strange text appeared on my phone from Steve Jobs:

“I @ the computer store. Got a secret! Meet me b4 u go. YOLO...LOL”

I got up and took my piece of cake and walked. My lion could come later. My cake was dry — an ice cold cola solved the problem.

I approached the computer store. I couldn’t locate Steve. I hoped he was around so he could tell me the secret, but he was nowhere to be found; believe he left already. Then another text appeared on my phone:

“I 3 mouse away. I 6, my belly hurts and have headache. I 0ff 2 bed now. Here’s my plan...get a new I.Gadget at the computer store. Then shoot me a message when u get ur new fone and you’ll get ur secret! TTYL.”

I could get a new phone, but I only wanted a pet. I may just get the phone. A phone would be more tame and safer than a large cat anyway.