Zounds! After yet another space chase with Spaceman Spiff, Zorg the Martian was ready for a break. After verifying that he wasn't being followed, he landed here, and ran into the nearby building, looking for a bathroom.
After relieving himself, he was about to make his way out of the building when a well-dressed Human male adult grabbed him and ushered him into class, along with a bunch of other human youths. Not wanting to raise a ruckus, he went along with it, and soon witnessed a very strange sequence of events: He saw everyone engage in some sort of prayer to a deity, sing a song of praise, and then heard them discuss some stories out of their sacred tomes of scripture.
While it was certainly an interesting view into human culture, he would hate to disrupt it by staying, only to have Spaceman Spiff burst in, raygun blasting...that would certainly change the mood. So, he quietly slipped out to face Spaceman Spiff yet again. His ship (as luck would have it) was out of fuel though, so he called AAA (aka Alien Automobile Association), and while waiting (the nearest responder was on Pluto) took a quick nap. That is where you should still find him, hiding from Spaceman Spiff.
Can you reach Zorg before Spaceman Spiff does? Zorg hopes so...otherwise all you may find is a zapped pile of alien residue; best of luck! And make sure to watch for muggles!
