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Hidden : 3/29/2014
Difficulty:
3 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


I know....I know.... lots of places to look on or around this complex tree. That's why I first rated it a **** difficulty, but will lower it by adding more hints, and replace them if too many consecutive DNF's occur, in the interests of reducing frayed nerves and conserving natural resources, namely gasoline.

There seems to be bicyclists, motorists and pedestrians constantly passing by at this location. If this is a problem, do as we do in this case. Put your hand up to your brow now and then, and look up like you're staring at a squirrel or a raccoon. This way you won't attract unwanted attention. Also, this listing is not recommended for children because of red ant bite possibilities, which is a common problem around certain large trees in Florida. By the way, if you read the hint, does the reference to certain animals make any sense to you? If not, sorry, the hint won't help you. You can ask your cacheing buddies, but be warned, they will probably think you have a rare dyslexical disorder.

The container is neither screw capped nor hinged. Instead, the cover or cap is friction held, so when you find it, please do not ATTEMPT TO remove the container from its hiding place. Simply hold the container down with your left thumb and forefinger and then yank the cap or cover straight up to access the log. Be sure to bring a pair of tweezers or a toothpick to retrieve the log. Thanks

I heard from Simba's trainer that a man in a pickup truck and two motorcyclists were waiting for the beautiful animal to arrive and he finally appeared at 7:15 PM, He took a special liking to the female cyclist named "Furshore". He grabbed her sleeve and pulled her to ground zero and purring like a house cat around her leg, he then sniffed and started licking the cache location while Trainer Carol, Dertiu8, and Mr. Furshore watched. Lady Furshore unscrewed the container and Simba roared and started chasing his tail around the gnarled old tree. Carol finally calmed Simba down and got him back under control.with his leash. It's good she did because he was just starting the first stage of turning into pancake batter but he was his old self again when she got him calmed down. At that point, everyone said their farewells and the three FTF'ers left shortly after , heading west to conquer the Sea Forest.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)