Hello, I'm Hannibal Hare. You don't know me yet, but I hope to soon make your acquaintance. I have decided to relocate to your area because of an outbreak of Lepus curpaeums. In particular, I have heard that one of these foul creatures even contends to have warlike propensities. While I normally scoff at such a claim. However, I am more than willing to help you friendly geocachers address this situation. I am forewarning you that I will be leaving little traps for these pests, some will be very easy, others may tax. But I assure you, this is all in the name of capturing and ridding this area of the pest.
Erm, so far I have heard some smattering of response that certain brazen bunnies have been hopping around the traps. In fact, the violence-prone rabbit even apparently showed up at one of the traps, but rather than springing it, proceeded to nuke the area. Nuke, indeed! That being said, I have missed several meals, I mean attempts to capture the filthy creature. Today I was out inspecting a new area, and couldn't help myself... (lettuce stinks all by itself)...Stopped here to gorge, uhm gauge whether these hopping hopeless clods were nearby.
This "trap" should be easily sprung, you geocachers should please be stealthy so that you do not give away the location before the fuzzy freak is caught, otherwise you are welcome to visit same and leave your name. Please let me know if you see any of them around.
The first step to preparing it will of course be to flay it, err fillet it? No, I'm not sure of the word..
.. Oh, what are you still doing here?