Before she was born, her parents called her Poptart. She already had an older sister that absolutely hates her nickname, "Bug."
I got a call that morning from my daughter on the far end of the continent saying they were getting in the car on the way to the hospital. Ah, but Poptart had other plans. I got another call from her less than 15 minutes later. They were at the hospital, in the parking lot. In the parking lot??? I could hear Poptart crying in the background. 
She proved true to her nickname. She popped out with one big push in the front seat of the car while Grandma was driving up to {no comment} miles an hour towards the hospital!
Congratulations to mike82960 for the FTF!