At the last event I attened I was told I needed to have a disclaimer on my geo-caches. So, here it is.
This cache does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. You may link to this cache freely but you may not make a profit from it. Terms are subject to change without notice. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual caches is unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Your mileage may vary. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. This cache is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Cache is provided "as is" without any warranties. Seeker assumes full responsibility. An equal opportunity cacher. No shoes, no shirt, no cache. Quantities are limited while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Cache at your own risk. Parental discretion advised, text may contain explicit materials some cachers may find objectionable. Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one-per-family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You need not be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Some preservatives added. Slippery when wet. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sealed for your protection, do not cache if safety seal is broken. Call before you dig. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse. For external use only. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue caching. Cache only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Keep away from open flames. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Smoking this cache could be hazardous to your health. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a physician. If signal stregth persists for more then four hours, consult you physition, Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Offer valid in all 53 states. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to cache. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper caching, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized caching, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the cache, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply. Be careful when opening overhead bins as items may shift during your flight. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage extra. Subject to change. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Don't touch that dial. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Place stamp here. No postage needed. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are. ADA Approved. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. This program has been prerecorded. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies were harmed in the creation of the cache. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Seek help immediately if you are actually reading this! This cache is meant for educational purposes only. This cache has been modified to fit your computer screen. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Lather for 5 minutes, rinse, repeat if necessary. In case of eye contact, call a physician. Keep out of reach of children. Tobacco smoke causes fatal lung disease to non-smokers. For distribution only with new PC hardware. Harmful if swallowed. If rash occurs, discontinue use. This offer is valid for 30 days or 500 caches, whichever comes first. Measure to suit your own taste preference. Contains 40% less sodium than regular chicken noodle soup and 60% more chicken then sodum soup. Not for use in automatic dishwashers. Shake well before use. 1/2 capful, 3 to 6 times a day or as directed by licensed health care practitioner. Made from 100% recycled paper. For product support, contact the manufacturer. Imported from Switzerland. May be harmful to domestic animals. Contains small pieces, not intended for use of small children. Specially formulated to safely & effectively clean electronic equipment. The following cache contains coarse language and nudity. Warranty void if cached. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do can be used against you in the court of law. Coming to an event cache near you. You declare the information provided to be true, correct, and complete to the best of your knowledge. Use of this product may cause temporary blindness. Other restrictions may apply. Don't call us, we'll call you. Don't ask me, I just work here. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Loose lips sink ships. May explode if recharged improperly. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Suggested serving. Do not remove this tag until sold for retail. Dry clean only. Towed at owners expense. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. Do not open. Authorized personnel only. You may have additional rights which vary from state to state. Parental guidance is irrelevant. One backup copy may be made. Net weight 10 lbs before cooking. Keep cool; process promptly. Licensed for home exhibition only. Tax-Deductible if you itemize deductions. Abort, Retry, Fail? Slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii. Call toll-free for more information. Brought to you by the letters J, T, and A. This is a test, this is only a test. We all live in a yellow submarine. Please consult your physician if unforeseen side effects develop. Non-fatal if swallowed. Proven effective in laboratory experiments. This cache meets California regulations. I fart in your general direction. Portions of this cache were prerecorded. No substitutions allowed. Pays for itself in two visits. And finally, Geocaching may become habit forming.