GC5BR0E USCGA Cornfield Follies III (Event Cache) in South Carolina, United States created by Kuzin' Hick and Kuzin' Kerry

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Hockeyhick: Until next year...that's a wrap! 'Night, y'all!

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A cache by Kuzin' Hick and Kuzin' Kerry Message this owner

Hidden : Sunday, October 26, 2014

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Size: Size: other (other)

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Geocache Description:

Another fun event brought to you by them hayseeds down at the

We had so much dad-burn fun before, that we wannna do it ag'in!

Ever dreamed of being a star of stage and screen?
Never got that big “Pickin an’ Grinnin’” part in the school play?
Did you miss yer chance at bein’ a Hee-Haw-Honey 'cause yer halter top wern't tight enough?

Well, we can’t help you there, but we CAN help make you the King (Or Queen) of the USCGA Cornfield!

It’s time to get down to the farm, so wear yer best kuntry duds and git ready for a Rootin’-Tootin’ good time! That's right, pull on those overalls, dust off your dungarees, git yer boots-a-scooting and get all gussied up for a wild night of campy fun fer all! (While dressing the part is optional, do you REALLY want us all pointing at you city-slickers?)

Use whatever navigational means necessary to git yerself to the beautiful South Carolina Upstate and join us at Ol' Man Cooley's Strawberry Hill!

There will be several parking options for your wagon, mule, buggy or horse that you rode in on. Once you are there feel free to mix and mingle about the general area of the posted coordinates. Come early, if'n you want, 'cause there's lots to see and do. (I hear-tell there's some might fine ice cream to be had up the hill, and probably fresh from Bessie, herself!)

At the prescribed time, (3:00 pm) mosey on down to the stage, and when you hear a great big "Yee-HAW!!!", it’ll be your chance to shine!

One by one, we want as many of you that can to step up on one of the stools and tell us all just one of your funniest, corniest jokes to the crowd. (We’ll have a straw hat with slips of paper that'll have some jokes fer you to pick from if'n you ain't got one of yer own.)

That's right...YOU get to be the star that you always knew that you could be! So do yer research and git to practicin' in front of a mirror! THIS could be that BIG BREAK!!!
Or not, who knows?

(Be sure to keep ‘em brief and clean, because there’s apt to be old maids, preachers and kiddies around and you wouldn’t want to be responsible fer settin’ a bad example and sendin’ them down the wrong path, ya’ know…)

There are sure to be a few giggles, a lotta guffaws and maybe even a snort or two! Don’t let that sway you, ‘cause there will be prizes for the funniest, and groaniest, the purtiest and hadsumest and a few other interesting categories, too!

Once we have been through the whole group, and everyone has had their turn, we’ll see if'n anyone wants to go ag'in until we are all doubled over, either from laughter or pain...whichever. We'll squander away the time until around 5:00, and then we need to make like a tree and leave, in case someone else needs to hang out.

Is that all? Well, if'n all you wanted was a "smilie" fer yer geocache log, then yep, that's it. The offishul event will be complete and you-uns can skeddadle away.

BUT...if'n you wants to stick around fer some more fun, and maybe git to use your noggin a little more, hang on to yer hats!

There's a-gonna be hay-rides, punkin-pickin' and some of us are even gonna try our hand at the local "Corney- Maze" to top off the day.

Now, lemme warn yee....their's apt to be some tradin' in order fer you to git lost in the maze, and probably some even slicker tradin' to git yerself out! I hear-tell that it might cost ya a ten-spot, (a couple buck less fer the little-uns under 8) so take heed!

Wanna know more? Git on a com-pooter or one of those newfangled smart-phones and check out our wurl-wide-webs fancy-shmancy USCGA Facebook thang: https://www.facebook.com/groups/129457952473/

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Jrrr-Qbttvr, guvf vf tbaan or n ubbg....NAQ n Ubyyre! (naq nva'g jbegu n qbyyne!)

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)