As I sat in the drive thru at Ruth's Chis, a gust of wind blew a treasure map into the window of my Bentley. I sat there in disbelief, this was the second time this week. I decided that I would call my team of super geocachers and we would trek high into the mountains, or wherever the map took us and find this treasure. After all I had just squandered all of the treasure from the last one on my Bentley and my dinner.
Once my team had assembled, The four of us ventured forth. A freakish snow squall halted us for a solid month, and as we dug out we discovered that one of our party had fallen asleep under a hibernating bear, so we decided to move on without him. A short time later, one of our other comrades was lost to a sneezing fit brought on when we passed a joke shop that was disposing of its illegal supply of Brazilian sneezing powder. The worst part is that my final companion is still standing there saying Gesundheit every 2.17 seconds.
Alone now on my search, I wandered aimlessly for what seemed like 34 years, but ended up actually being only 20 minutes. I remembered the map in my pocket, took a right near the end of the parking lot, discovered a giant dragon-like creature guarding the treasure chest, and began a game of word association with it. Man was he good! I am still not sure who was winning when he finally said that his shift was over and told me to take what I liked and went on his way.
I hope that the adventure that brings you to this location is as eventful as the one that I have shared with you. Please feel free to take some inspiration from the collected tomes nearby, and maybe add your own twist.
Thank you to Ms.Bean for permission to place the cache at this wonderful site.
Time restrictions for searching were not specified by the location management. Please be respectful and don't lurk near the building.