Landlubbers Beware!
Since you will be walkin’ on delicate grounds, be kind to em’. Leave behind only footprints and take not but the salt in ye lungs.
This be a seafaring cache, for swaps ye must be prepared to bring effects thar be useful at sea, (corks for the rum, beads n’ charms, pieces of eight, bones, silks n’ leathers, weapons, rope, teas n' spices, candles, seashells, cannonballs or eyeballs). This be important Mateys, Thar be no room for useless swag and they will disappear into Davy Jones Locker.
Be sure ye have enough time to take a seat, let the sea air fill ye lungs and read the logs detailing the journeys of those who came before ye. Before setting sail sign the parchment to record ye visit for the ages, dont be afraid to add your own tall tales of adventure as ye be passing through.
Pirates Ye Be Warned!
Thar be stories floatin' 'round Tortuga of a terrible curse put upon them who takes more than they needs, forgets to trade equal or up, or fail to rehide properly. The Sea gods will punish ye for these deeds and curse you to days of fruitless wandering, untrue coordinates and many DNF's.